Self-Inventory - Quiz #1

The Growing Up Born Again Self-Inventory
(from the book, Just As We Were: A Nostalgic Look at Growing Up Born Again;

written by Patricia Klein, Evelyn Bence, Jane Campbell, Laura Pearson and David Wimbish; c2002)

Question 1. A sword drill is:
A. an instrument of torture used during the Inquisition.
B. a cadet exercise at West Point.
C. a contest to see who can look up Bible verses fastest.
D. what a dentist uses before he says "Rinse and spit."

Question 2. When you hear the expression "the Fall," you immediately think of:
A. autumn.
B. Rome's decline.
C. man's depravity.
D. Lady Godiva's hairpiece.

Question 3. You generously contribute to YFC because you have a deep concern for:

A. Yiddish factory clerks.
B. euthanasia.
C. euthenafrica.
D. euth everywhere.

Question 4. Mom overslept and didn't start the roast before leaving for church. The family should:
A. go to a nice restaurant for dinner.
B. refuse to eat in a restaurant on Sunday since that would signal approval of working on the Lord's Day.
C. compromise by going to a fast food restaurant.
D. This is a trick question; born again moms never oversleep.

Question 5. Four cars with dashboard accessories arrive simultaneously at an intersection. The born again Christian's car is the one with:
A. the fluffy dice.
B. the plastic statue of Saint Christopher.
C. the compass inscribed with Psalm 103:12.
D. the lady's red garter.